Dear Foursquare, Gowalla: Please Let’s Stop Pretending This Is Fun

It's a bad month to be Foursquare or Gowalla. Ten days ago, 900-pound gorilla Facebook announced Facebook Deals for Facebook Places (i,e., location-based coupons) and check-ins for third-party apps. A day later, Pew Research reported that, despite all the hype, the use of location-based services is actually declining in America, from 5% of the online population in May to 4% last month. Forget the fabled hockey stick ; that's more like a broken pencil. Why? Because they're not giving us any good reason to use them. Look at their web sites. Gowalla proclaims, "Discover the extraordinary in the world around you." Foursquare says, "Unlock your city." To which I say: "Oh, come on " — and it seems I speak for approximately 96% (formerly 95%) of the population. I have no interest in enlisting in a virtual scavenger hunt, or unlocking merit badges — what is this, the Cub Scouts? — or becoming the narcissistic "Mayor" of my local coffee shop. Thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid I already have some semblance of a life.